It is hard to think of New Year’s resolutions. They never seem to work out. So, for 2022, I decided to come up with silly resolutions.
- I will stop biting my nails. Instead, I will bite my toenails if I can reach them.
- I will give 50 percent of my income to charity. But this could pose a problem. My income is from embezzlement. Not really. 🙂 I am an utter failure at white collar crime.
- I will lose 10 pounds in the coming year. I will do this by cutting ice cream out of my diet. But if I do this, I will become a grouchy monster.
4. I guess that picture was kind of scary. My next resolution will be to get less scared in 2022. I will have to stop watching films like Murder, My Sweet. That film noir movie was brutal!
5. I will continue to refuse to cook. This is despite my boyfriend’s dissatisfaction with me. The most I will do is open a can of soup and heat it up.
Happy New Year! I hope your New Year’s resolutions are as goofy as mine. 🙂